1. Even though it’s clearly August, your friends will repeat the phrase “Winter is here” underneath the blazing hot sun as if it’s some secret code.
2. When winter is really here, your friends will mysteriously disappear every Sunday evening…
3. …Only to rise again on Monday morning. Instead of making monotonous small talk, people now spend Monday mornings exclaiming over what just happened last night and complaining about spoilers.
3. When you reveal you don’t watch GoT:
“What!? You have no idea what you are missing.”
OR “It’s amazing I promise you’ll get into it!”
4. Or if you plan on starting now, it’s too late because everyone around you have already spoiled it.
5. When someone makes a GoT joke and you smile awkwardly pretending to have understood the context.
6. When you didn’t even realize it was a GoT joke and you’re like “eh?”
7. When you get called out for not watching the show.
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8. When all your friends are swooning over last night’s epic episode in the group chat.
10. When a die-hard GoT fan starts sharing with you some of the most mind-blowing theories but you had lost him/her at the first sentence, so you just nod in silent agreement and smile politely.
11. Every week, a certain important character dies and people mourn. You give a feigned frown when their name is mentioned but deep down you know you don’t care at all.
12. When you catch a quick glimpse of the scenes involving dead bodies or nudity.
13. When that dedicated fan tells you it’s better to read the books first.
14. When someone asks you about GoT houses:
“Umm…Starks and…Slytherin? Ravenclaw?”
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